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When they get up there, she says, ''I have to be honest with you -- I'm a hooker.'' The guy thinks about this for a short time and says it's okay.He agrees to pay her , and they start having sex.I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu.She sent me a note: “I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pants.” So I wrote back: “Give me the wine.After they finish, the guy says, ''I have to be honest with you now.Welcome to the dating jokes section of the Jokes About site.Compiled for your entertainment, be warned that these scandalous jokes are not for the faint of heart – only those with a dirty sense of humor will be able to enjoy them!
” The pharmacist replies, “Yes, aisle 11.” The blonde goes to the isle. " Marie says "Doctor said your gonna die" My Last 3 Boyfriends Two female co-workers are chatting it up, and they are discussing the boyfriends they've had in the last year. Do you know how to tell if your girlfriend is geting fat? Since no one was around for miles Marie called a hospital and told the doctor "Quick Quick I need your help my boyfriend got bit by a snake on his penis" The doctor told her "Maam your gonna have to suck the venom out yourself" Marie asked "Please doctor there has to be another way to get rid of the venom" The doctor says "Sorry theres nothing we can do" So Marie goes running to her boyfriend When she gets there Jay says with pain "So what did the doctor say?Husband: Why don’t you just rub toilet paper on your nipples. When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend�s father, who I believe suspected me of wanting to place my hands on his daughter�s chest.